|Titles||Danny DeVito (by Damian)|
|Occupation||High School Student|
|Portrayed by||Kristen Bone|
'Short Girl' was first seen in the girls' restroom. Upon seeing Damian there, she told him to 'get out of here'. Damian, however, approached her excitedly as if she were Danny DeVito, whose work he loves.
She also knew enough about Cady Heron, saying "That new girl moved here from Africa."